Merch Store

Humans! Now you can proudly wear your allegiance to your Reptilian Overlords. Hand over your earthly fiat currency (don’t worry – soon enough it will hold no value) and in exchange, you can choose from shirts, stickers, hats, and other reptilian propaganda merchandise. Help The Grand Council spread Hail Draconis to every corner of the earth.

NOTE: Prices are in USD. We’ve made shipping as affordable as possible, whilst still making products available to humans all over planet Earth.

Sigil of The Probinator T-Shirts

Do you hold our Sigil of The Probinator NFT? Connect your wallet here and you can use it to protect your fragile human body. If you’ve already connected, you should see our range of Probinator exclusive products below.